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Alright, final item
of the Galactic Defiance meeting:

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Our plan to take out
the Gromflomite Queen.

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- It is not ready for approval!
- What did I just...

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Quiet! We can be a Defiance
without talking over each other!

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Thank you. Corsica?

6
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As it stands,
our assassination task force

7
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has yet to provide a clear plan...

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We provide lots of plans.

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Your committee keeps killing them.

10
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Well, it's an assassination
committee.

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What do you want them to do?

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All intelligence indicates
it needs to be a surprise.

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Which is why we need
to plan it carefully.

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Why don't we turn things over
to our assassin, Beth Sanchez?

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Great. It's an assassination meeting.

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Where the hell is the assassin?

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<i>Beth. Where are you?!</i>

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Assassinating.

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<i>Are you insane? We're still
in a meeting about this.</i>

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We've been meeting about it
for months.

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Is the plan to kill her with old age?

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There is no plan.
We still have to approve one.

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Do you even look
at your Defiance e-mail?

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Who has the patience
for three-factor authentication?

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<i>Beth!</i>

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The Defiance says hello.

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Or goodbye?

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I mean, I guess the hello
meant goodbye anyway,

29
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but <i>this </i>guy beat me to it?

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Oh, my God!

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Who are you?! An assassin?

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I mean, I wish.

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Kill her!

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Time to go.

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Oh, shit.

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Hey, good news, the Queen is dead.

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Bad news, I didn't do it.
Worst news, I need a lift.

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<i>I can't approve an extraction</i>

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<i>from an unapproved assassination.</i>

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<i>I'll have to call
an emergency meeting.</i>

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I'm going to die.

42
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Whoa! You beat out Luigi's?!

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I'm hammering sushi. What's up?

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<i>Well, funny story,</i>

45
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<i>or maybe not that funny.</i>

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Are you pitching a Hulu Original?

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I kinda... went rogue and now
I'm trapped on a Gromflomite ship.

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Send the coordinates.
I'll pick you up.

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<i>Really? Just like that?</i>

50
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Of course just like that.
You're my daughter, probably.

51
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Jiro! Lava cake to go.

52
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The lava cake was already ordered.

53
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<i>I can see it from here.</i>

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You don't have to explain.

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You think it'd be easy to scan

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the only warm-blooded thing
on the ship.

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We tried that once.
Lot of rats in the walls.

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Is that why the ship
always has a "B" in the window?

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- Hey! Freeze!
- You first.

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Walked right into it!

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Wow, Beth. You've been staying busy.

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Oh, shit! It's Rick Sanchez!

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Hey. My daughter is
just as dangerous.

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Wait, so the gun also shoots a sign?

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Yeah, for clarity,
so people know it's quicksand

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and not a brown portal or diarrhea.

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But doesn't the sign
tip off the enemy?

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No, the other side says
"ordinary sand."

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There she is!

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What?

71
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See, <i>there's </i>your classic diarrhea.

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Whatever. Can we go now?

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Just portal me to HQ.

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Actually, could you portal me,
like, a block away?

75
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So they don't know
your dad drove you? Sure.

76
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Okay, all in favor
of Natalie thumb nailing

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an emergency rescue budget?

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- Whoops.
- You're a prick.

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Stop acting embarrassed.
I'm a legend here.

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- Oh, hey, BugAnne.
- Hey, Rick.

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Yes, it's disappointing

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that the legend
doesn't fall far from the tree.

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That's a weird way
to thank her and apologize.

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- Dad!
- Thank her for what?

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A botched assassination?

86
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Whoa. I don't botch shit.

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I just turn down sloppy seconds.

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Yeah, their mothers hip wasn't
on red alert for her birthday.

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You sure about that?

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<i>Red alert for the Queen's birthday!</i>

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<i>That's right, Her Majesty is
70 days young</i>

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<i>but still laying eggs
and banging drones.</i>

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<i>You go, girl!</i>

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<i>- Yes, Queen.</i>
- What? No.

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I saw that bitch's pillow
through her face.

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A Sting Trooper did it.
Why didn't they pin it on us?

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Translation: You botched.

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- You can say that again.
- Always botchin'!

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- Nepo baby.
- Excuse me?

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Dad, stop helping.

101
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This is the opposite of a nepo baby.

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This is a human with half my DNA

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that despises me for the same
reasons you bailed on her.

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This organization resents
and discourages talent.

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It's why working here
was always beneath me,

106
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and it's why none of you
are worth eating her shit,

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and if you don't start
appreciating her,

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I guarantee you,
she'll be next out the door.

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- It was a good rescue, though.
- You got me fired!

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Only because you blew
your chance to quit!

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

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I really hope I <i>am </i>the clone

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because I never asked to be born.

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I can't handle watching you
host those parasites.

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Clone or not, that's still
my blood in your veins.

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Yeah, I know.
I'm trying to overcome that.

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- Ouch.
- Oh, boo-hoo.

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Whatever. Drop me off in space.

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What are you going to do?

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I'm gonna get to the bottom
of this inside hit on the Queen.

121
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I know a guy that knows a guy

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that knows some bugs.

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Look, I gotta drop you off <i>somewhere.</i>

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It might as well be
the filth-encrusted apartment

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of an insect-supremacist arms dealer.

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Fine.

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I thought you were dropping me off.

128
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I gotta make sure
it's the right supremacist.

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They all look alike.

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Hey! No mammals allowed!

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- That's our guy.
- Oh, shit, fuck!

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Oh, hey.
I didn't mean that about mammals.

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You're clearly a good one.

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She is. She's very interested
in insect politics.

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Actually, there's no such thing

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because insects are genetically
inclined for organization...

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So tell us which insect
organized a hit on the Queen.

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I don't know. You guys kinda proved
you're not gonna let me fall...

139
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Oh, God. Oh, Jesus.

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- Talk.
- You're just gonna...

141
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Alright! Shit!

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It was Fantabulous!

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The former Royal Doctor!

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Wait. The medical officer?

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That's all I know, I swear!

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Is it, though?

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Oh, God!

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- Dad?
- He said that's all he knew.

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I'm a mammal. I'm disorganized.

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I've heard of that doctor, though.

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Classic disgraced eugenicist trope.

152
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You can get disgraced
for eugenics by insects?

153
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I suppose he had a gift.

154
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Did he have an address?

155
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Hi. Don't be afraid to surrender.

156
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Yeah, you can even join us
as an unlikely ally.

157
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I don't know what that is.

158
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I can explain.

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- Does your bug culture have ghosts?
- Yes.

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Has it had any hit movies
about busting ghosts

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successful enough to generate
sequels and cartoons?

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- Of course.
- Well, an unlikely ally

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would be like a ghost
that hangs out <i>with </i>the ghostbusters.

164
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Okay, that is the most offensive
job offer I've ever received.

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More offensive than death?

166
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Good luck with that.

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Wait, so he's too cool
to be a Slimer,

168
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but he's asthmatic?

169
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That's... new.

170
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A super-soldier formula?

171
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I said "new,"
not "creatively trailblazing."

172
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Jesus Christ.

173
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I hope killing these things
is leveling us up.

174
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It's some kind of souped-up fungus.

175
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What? Should we be wearing masks?

176
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Nah, we're fine. It's a bug problem.

177
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These little guys
don't affect mammals.

178
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Why would they?

179
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It's a highly evolved symbiote.

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Its goal is galactic domination,

181
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so why would it want to be hosted
by shit-flinging monkeys

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from a planet named after dirt?

183
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Wow! We're disease bragging now?

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That fungus is no disease.
It's the cure.

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My species has been wasting away
for generations.

186
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- We're being led by a...
- Yeah.

187
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Millennials killed Blockbuster Video.

188
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Just tell my daughter
why you whacked your own queen.

189
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Her Majesty refused
to distribute my medicine.

190
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So I had her killed in secret

191
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and replaced with a robot Queen
who will.

192
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All of Gromflom One
will gather for her birthday,

193
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and all will receive a gift!

194
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That's not how birthdays work,
dipshit.

195
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How about this for a birthday?

196
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Close airlock seven!

197
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You really don't know me, do you?

198
00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:17,723
And you don't know me.

199
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Or the various sizes of bugs!

200
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Ultromflomites, attack!

201
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Behold the Gromflomites
of the future.

202
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Soon we will reign again!

203
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He's getting away!

204
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And living rent-free in your head!

205
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So much for my fucking break.

206
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<i>Toro, toro!</i>

207
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Hole-ay!

208
00:10:03,936 --> 00:10:05,656
What was that "rent-free
in your head" shit?

209
00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:07,374
It's dumb people saying
something meaningless

210
00:10:07,398 --> 00:10:08,750
'cause they've learned a new phrase.

211
00:10:08,774 --> 00:10:10,460
It just means you're
thinking about something!

212
00:10:10,484 --> 00:10:12,278
Focus, Dad!
The queen is a spore bomb.

213
00:10:12,361 --> 00:10:13,863
Ooh, you better call the Defiance.

214
00:10:13,946 --> 00:10:15,531
Why, so they can form a committee?

215
00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:16,935
You don't want your old job back?

216
00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:18,576
No, Dad, the Defiance sucks,

217
00:10:18,659 --> 00:10:20,244
but that doctor
keeps trying to kill me,

218
00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:21,704
he is not getting the "W."

219
00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:23,372
Oh, God. I'm turning into my father.

220
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,082
That's all you had to say, partner.

221
00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:26,709
Alright, should be pretty easy.

222
00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,711
We get in undetected,
find the spore bomb,

223
00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:30,796
and portal it out of there.
Step one:

224
00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:34,050
<i>We blend in as bugs working
for the Department of Transportation.</i>

225
00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:36,344
<i>My guy Cisco will be
at the back door at 7:00 a.m.</i>

226
00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:38,512
<i>- Who's Cisco?
- My inside man. Don't worry.</i>

227
00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:40,556
<i>Okay, but what if he doesn't show up?</i>

228
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,784
<i>What's that supposed to mean?
You don't even know Cisco.</i>

229
00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:44,226
<i>Which is very concerning</i>

230
00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,030
<i>since this plan seems
very dependent on him.</i>

231
00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:48,564
<i>- So let me finish the plan.
- Fine.</i>

232
00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:51,734
<i>Step two: Cisco provides us
with security credentials</i>

233
00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:53,277
<i>for the maintenance tunnels.</i>

234
00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:55,404
<i>And if he doesn't show,
what's our backup plan?</i>

235
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:58,449
<i>I use Cisco so that
I don't need a backup plan.</i>

236
00:10:58,991 --> 00:11:01,285
<i>- What's that?
- We ordered food, remember?</i>

237
00:11:01,369 --> 00:11:03,329
<i>I've never heard
of this Cisco guy in my life</i>

238
00:11:03,412 --> 00:11:06,749
<i>and all of a sudden he's
the most reliable person ever born.</i>

239
00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:09,251
<i>Maybe I work with
more reliable people than you.</i>

240
00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:11,087
<i>Make sure my fries are there.</i>

241
00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:13,339
<i>Thank you. Oh, wait, are there fries?</i>

242
00:11:13,422 --> 00:11:16,008
<i>Oh, okay, I see them. Thank you.</i>

243
00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:17,468
<i>- Where were we?
- Step three:</i>

244
00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:19,738
<i>We quickly and quietly patch
into the surveillance grid.</i>

245
00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:21,013
<i>Wait. How'd we get there?</i>

246
00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:22,932
<i>With the credentials
we got from Cisco.</i>

247
00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:25,184
<i>So in other words, if Cisco...</i>

248
00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:26,560
<i>Cisco has never not shown up!</i>

249
00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:28,646
<i>Can I just ask,
what does someone have to do</i>

250
00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:31,357
<i>to achieve the level of trust
you place in this random man?</i>

251
00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,609
<i>- I trust plenty of people.
- Name two.</i>

252
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:35,277
<i>Easy: Birdperson and Cisco.</i>

253
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:37,029
<i>Cisco's at the same level
as Birdperson?!</i>

254
00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:40,032
<i>- Yeah. He listens to my plans.
- Well, I guess I would, too,</i>

255
00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:41,635
<i>if I was the pivotal
goddamn participant.</i>

256
00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:43,786
<i>That's all this is?
You're jealous of Cisco?</i>

257
00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:46,831
<i>I don't want to rely on him.
If he doesn't show up at 7:00,</i>

258
00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:49,041
<i>we're two humans
in bug costumes banging on a door</i>

259
00:11:49,125 --> 00:11:51,711
<i>until the cops find us,
then we're running and gunning.</i>

260
00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:53,271
<i>We're not going to be
running or gunning</i>

261
00:11:53,295 --> 00:11:54,755
<i>at any point in this plan.</i>

262
00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:57,299
<i>It's gonna be you, me, and Cisco
staying under the radar</i>

263
00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,093
<i>and preventing
a coronation catastrophe.</i>

264
00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:17,153
Oh, shit.

265
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:18,237
- Freeze!
- Don't move!

266
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,572
Hands in the air!

267
00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:22,158
I don't know what got into Cisco.

268
00:12:22,658 --> 00:12:25,494
This may be unpopular,
but the Queen was a bitch.

269
00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:28,122
I mean, big deal,
you had a billion kids.

270
00:12:28,205 --> 00:12:29,665
Did you find them?

271
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:31,667
We're kinda hard to miss.

272
00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:34,545
- Stay back or die!
- Yeah! Listen to him.

273
00:12:34,628 --> 00:12:36,046
- Why?!
- She's infected!

274
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:37,506
Bullshit! She would've turned.

275
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,383
You think I normally look like this?!

276
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,051
I mean, maybe. I don't know you.

277
00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:43,655
I need your labs, your data,
everything you've got on this thing.

278
00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:46,307
- Stop pointing a gun at me!
- Stop pointing a gun at <i>me!</i>

279
00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:52,521
Can you cover your mouth?

280
00:12:54,315 --> 00:12:56,692
So it's true? You're infected?

281
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,611
It obviously affects mammals slower,

282
00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:00,863
but, yeah, it's jumped species.

283
00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:03,699
Then perhaps in <i>you </i>lies the cure.

284
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:06,452
Was stepping from the shadows
meant to give that more weight?

285
00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:08,829
No, my pen rolled into the corner.

286
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,372
But even if you do cure it,

287
00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:13,000
our scanners show a big, scary,

288
00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:16,086
dramatic spore hive
growing deep underground.

289
00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:18,714
Real, you know, final-boss vibes.

290
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,633
They're building an ultra army.

291
00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:22,092
Kinda what I just said,

292
00:13:22,176 --> 00:13:24,929
but looks like we both need
an antidote.

293
00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:27,598
So, tenuous alliance?

294
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:29,600
Unlikely allies!

295
00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:31,018
We got our Slimer!

296
00:13:34,021 --> 00:13:36,482
Dad? Am I growing a...

297
00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:37,691
horn?

298
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:40,069
Yeah. Just relax. I'm working on it.

299
00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,738
I can feel them... the hive...

300
00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:44,990
Kinda funny, huh?

301
00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:46,826
I hate working with others...

302
00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,828
but now the collective
is calling me...

303
00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:50,913
Maybe send that shit
to voicemail, sweetie.

304
00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:54,500
Cadet, for your service,

305
00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:57,628
the Federation stands
scrung in scrung with you.

306
00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:06,303
Yes!

307
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:11,559
Thought that would be it.

308
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:14,728
Don't sweat it. We're long on bugs
and short on ethics.

309
00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:17,106
I mean, if I gotta be fascist...

310
00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:38,294
Shit! What the hell?

311
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:41,839
Sorry, I brought in my rotating
math projector light.

312
00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:43,883
Put it back in your decoration bin.

313
00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:52,600
Holy shit! You did it!

314
00:14:52,683 --> 00:14:54,018
The projector helped!

315
00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:56,395
Wait. Does this mean
my family won't get paid?

316
00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:58,272
I told them my death
would pay for college.

317
00:14:58,355 --> 00:14:59,732
Oh, you'll die.

318
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:02,401
You all die, eventually.

319
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:06,822
Look, I know it might suck
to be my daughter sometimes,

320
00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,991
but there are some perks
to being related.

321
00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:11,785
Dad...

322
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,750
Alright. I'm still human.

323
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:19,960
I like boobs. I like boob milk.

324
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:21,712
Oh, no. I like jelly.

325
00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:23,255
I want nutritious jelly!

326
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:25,925
I want boob milk.

327
00:15:26,008 --> 00:15:27,426
I like boobs.

328
00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:30,137
Turn on the cash!

329
00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:32,097
- What?
- Never mind, I'll do it.

330
00:15:34,016 --> 00:15:36,602
I'm cured, baby! Cured human Rick!

331
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:41,231
Oh, shit. Sorry, Beth.
Daddy's coming!

332
00:15:54,578 --> 00:15:56,789
Damn. Small attack squad.

333
00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:58,749
You killed a <i>lot </i>of us.

334
00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:00,918
Well, who else
would be down for this?

335
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:03,671
I mean, it is
"bring your daughter to work day."

336
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:08,258
"Bring your daughter to work day"?

337
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:09,927
It's <i>my </i>work, Dad.

338
00:16:10,010 --> 00:16:12,221
You were sitting on that one
for the last six hours?

339
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:13,305
Thank you, Rick.

340
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:16,100
It is rare to find something
Bird Daughter likes.

341
00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:17,226
Mask up, boys!

342
00:16:17,309 --> 00:16:20,020
These puppies have
triple spore filters.

343
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,605
Should keep us fungus-free.

344
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:23,315
Time to deliver the payload.

345
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,192
Is the payload a bomb or a cure?

346
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:26,819
Who cares? It's a payload.

347
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:40,124
I think it's time we remove
Gene from the text thread.

348
00:16:40,207 --> 00:16:42,292
You can't respond.
It only feeds the beast.

349
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:46,296
Speaking of beasts,
I see you are parenting as well.

350
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:47,673
Oh, she called <i>me.</i>

351
00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:49,508
I'm trying not to blow it.

352
00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:51,051
You and me both.

353
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:54,888
This way.

354
00:17:04,398 --> 00:17:05,733
She led us into a trap!

355
00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:07,484
What trap?! Didn't you <i>want </i>to die?

356
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:09,445
Protect the payload!

357
00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:29,256
Yes! Yes! I'm gonna be dead!

358
00:17:29,339 --> 00:17:31,884
Bug State, here my son comes!

359
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:38,140
Let's all make an effort to check
on that guy's kid in college.

360
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:39,558
Bug pact!

361
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:50,235
Look at that.

362
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:52,154
I think she is having a good time.

363
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,449
Don't start celebrating yet.

364
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:11,924
Let's fucking go!

365
00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:13,801
She gets it from her mother.

366
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,512
Glad you picked up my call, Dad.

367
00:18:17,262 --> 00:18:18,889
Glad you called.

368
00:18:18,972 --> 00:18:20,474
We don't have to do it all the time.

369
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:31,443
General! No!

370
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,495
Check out the scrung on this guy!

371
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:43,747
Now you've got it!

372
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:49,670
This fucking guy?

373
00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:51,588
Yes! It's me again!

374
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:53,966
I warned you I had
different-sized bugs.

375
00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:57,261
That was foreshadowing.
Every hive needs a mind.

376
00:18:57,344 --> 00:19:01,390
And in those minds will be me,
paying no rent at all.

377
00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:03,559
I might even <i>charge </i>rent!

378
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,310
Quite a birthday, no?

379
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,396
This guy's brain is cooked.

380
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:09,314
Attack!

381
00:19:10,274 --> 00:19:11,942
Oh, shit! Moving fast!

382
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:14,945
Smash!

383
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,114
Beth!

384
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:22,744
You can cut all the heads off
you like!

385
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,454
You'll never be rid of me!

386
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:30,627
What! No! Stop laughing, you idiot!

387
00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:34,256
Oh, shit! Put me back on top!
Put me back on top!

388
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:37,009
God! Not like that!

389
00:19:49,062 --> 00:19:51,732
No! Who said you could bring
a payload in here?!

390
00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:52,941
Move, move, move!

391
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,944
No one gets to say the phrase
"rent-free" after I die.

392
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,237
It dies with me.

393
00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:59,781
I did everything
you could do with it!

394
00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:03,410
Rent-free! Rent-free!

395
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:12,127
So, can I kill these guys?
Is the truce over?

396
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,921
I don't know. Is it?

397
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:16,673
Perhaps we Gromflomites can change...

398
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:19,384
without having to transform
into giant monsters.

399
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:21,762
I'm sure the Defiance
would be interested in that.

400
00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:22,846
Get a room.

401
00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:25,265
I had fun.

402
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:31,897
Today I am proud
to honor heroes from both sides

403
00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:35,859
on what will forever mark
the dawn of a new age.

404
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:37,819
Not that we're gonna
be doing this every week.

405
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,905
I mean,
hopefully never again actually.

406
00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:41,531
Congratulations.

407
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:44,618
The Defiance owes you two
a debt of gratitude.

408
00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:47,579
Rick, pretty cool to see you
working with your daughter.

409
00:20:47,663 --> 00:20:49,248
Pretty... hot.

410
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,417
Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

411
00:20:52,501 --> 00:20:54,211
Please don't fuck my co-workers.

412
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:55,963
Hey, you called me.

413
00:21:28,453 --> 00:21:30,205
Oh, shit, shit, shit!

414
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:31,540
Oh, shit!

415
00:21:31,623 --> 00:21:33,500
Cisco, what's wrong, baby?

416
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,836
Remember the space guy
who paid me all that money

417
00:21:35,919 --> 00:21:37,504
- to do that thing?!
- Yeah.

418
00:21:37,587 --> 00:21:39,298
Well, I missed the goddamn thing!

419
00:21:39,381 --> 00:21:41,425
Did the space guy know
you had a drug problem?

420
00:21:41,508 --> 00:21:43,844
Well, I didn't
before I met <i>you, </i>Sandy!

421
00:21:43,927 --> 00:21:45,220
Hey!

422
00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:47,472
Sorry. I shouldn't blame you.

423
00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:49,057
It's okay.

424
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,350
More drugs?

425
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,394
Yes, please.

426
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:56,690
<i>Did you get any of that?</i>


